When companies like @buyvpnservice@twitter.com hire sleazeball PR agencies to lie to journalists, they don't get their SEO links. They get stories like this:

The Latest in Sleazy SEO Scams

O hai! I'm currently on the road and posting my travel pictures to Instagram. In case you wanna get jealous. 🙂


Late lunch, Spanish style. It’s almost 30°C in the shade. I think I’m off to the beach in a bit.

Don't mind me. Just casually levitating at the beach after work...

My grandma is turning 100 years old today and she’s the best person I know. Thanks again @marinamaral2@twitter.com for restoring my favourite photo of her!


Escape the Talk Show 6 is out! @jonathanmh_com@twitter.com and myself talk about , Afghanistan and COVID conspiracy theories. Also, I get killed by God Himself. Have a listen, it's fun!

Escape the Talk Show 6: Wrath of God

Hey there, it's your boy Fabs here with a special surprise podcast episode! My mate @MstevnsMJ@twitter.com and I are doing a deep dive on Brexit. Grab a comfy chair and your favourite drink, lean back and listen:

The Private Citizen 86: The Sausage Wars


Jan Hammer's Miami Vice soundtrack is on Spotify and it improves your writing almost as much as sniffing coke and having hookers on the sofa next to the office.


Updated my Twitch emotes to make them easier recognisable. Also added a new nade emote. Additionally sub, bits and raid sounds have now been changed. The sub and bits sounds are various sounds of nades dropping in Tarky. 😅

Wahl in Deutschland. Stimmzettel passt nicht in den Stimmzettelumschlag. Wer designed sowas?

Also: Just launched new album art for The Private Citizen

"Defending Your Right to Have Something to Hide"

The Ivermectin debacle: How a total bullshit story got spread all throughout professional journalism and what this kind of thing means for modern society as a whole.

The Private Citizen 85: The Latest in Despicable Journalism

I think Glock should start offering this as a factory-built. Credit to @jonathanmh_com@twitter.com for the engineering. A built worthy of @Deadlyslob@twitter.com's Tarkov Test Kitchen.

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